By Jove, I've Got It!

It took some time, but at last, I've made a decision. I can now repopulate my one-celebrity-at-a-time permissible hook-up list.

I know you've all been on tenderhooks, so here it is, without further delay...ladies and gentlemen, meet my new number one, James McAvoy:

Actually, in keeping with tradition, my crush will not be on the actor James McAvoy, but on his character, Tom Lefroy, as portrayed in Becoming Jane.

Anyone acquainted with my literary attraction to the (unfortunately) fictional Fitzwilliam Darcy will require no further explanation.

As for the rest of you...get thee to a circulating library.

Get it? Because circulating libraries are commonly featured in eighteenth century English literature? Particularly in the works of Jane Austen?

Nevermind. I'm a dork.